Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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