Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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