Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Dignity is for republicans.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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