Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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