I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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