So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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