hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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