But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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