I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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