eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Found the puke drawer
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
