That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
