i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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