Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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