does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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