She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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