We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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