guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
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my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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