Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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