kristin has been a bad kristin
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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