There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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