Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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