go do what you do best...puke behind churches
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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