PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
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i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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