People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
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The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
You pole danced in your parka.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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