I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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