fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
