i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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