new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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