I need to stop coming to work sober
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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