so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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