so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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