RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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