10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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