He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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