it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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