Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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