it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
did you just send me my own nude
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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