we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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