Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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