Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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