we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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