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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it

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• (415): View more from California

  Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.

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  Oh God. You're going to jail

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.

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• (530): View more from California

  So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"

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• (754): View more from Florida

  Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.

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• (830): View more from Texas

  Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??

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