So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Drake has all the answers
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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