windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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