I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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