Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
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at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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