...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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