Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever

(414): View more from Wisconsin

I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us

(608): View more from Wisconsin

you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow

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(757): View more from Virginia

Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!

(734): View more from Michigan

I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.

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(951): View more from California

Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Just had my very first high conversation with mom

(541): View more from Oregon

And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts

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(612): View more from Minnesota

how do you know everyone's mad at you?

(925): View more from California

I just woke up feeling shameful

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