He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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