420 ftw
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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