I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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