She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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