TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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