i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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