what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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