Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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