Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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