i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
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